HOW RETARD ARE YOU?? heh xD
1. [x]You have choked on your water before.
2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.
3. [x] You have walked into a door. (actually it was more like RAN)
4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way. (lots of freaking time)
5. [x] You have walked into a wall.
6. [x] You have fallen going [[UP]] the stairs.
7. [x] You have jumped off something.
8. [x] You have been shocked.
9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave/oven. (aluminim foil)
10. [x] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the show you were watching.
11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.
12. [ ] Your friends/family call you blonde
13. [x] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out.
14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
15. [x] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.
16. [ ] You have stuck a knife in a toaster before.
17. [x] You have played with fire.
18. [x] You have burned something because you forgot about it.
19. [ ] You've burned yourself on a flat iron/curling iron.
20. [x] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

16x5 = 80% retard!
... -_-||| am i THAT retarded?

OMG SORRY! ITS 17!!!

17x5= 85% retarded...

ok... i AM retarded.. at least i got an A1 for retardedness

ok, just 1 more xD
1) What side of the heart do you drawfirst?
right